1. Winning” at Democracy is about the highly effective organization of idiots. Religion is the ultimate idiot organizational tool. It forms them into relatively coherent groups that are easily led by those that are clever enough to be in on the joke. The religious get pandered to by politicians because pandering to the religious is a proven electoral strategy.
    – “Blarkon”, on Birmo’s blog

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  2. Photo captioning genius from today’s Metro: stock image of a flying ant? No problem! (idea handballed over by Bruce)

    Photo captioning genius from today’s Metro: stock image of a flying ant? No problem! (idea handballed over by Bruce)

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  3. Spotted this gem in a friend’s kitchen.

    Spotted this gem in a friend’s kitchen.

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  4. I went and saw Police Academy 80s legend Michael Winslow last night, and I don’t care who knows it!

    I went and saw Police Academy 80s legend Michael Winslow last night, and I don’t care who knows it!

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  5. The only thing better than arriving at the American Beer Festival at The White Horse on Parsons Green is realising that the massive crowds of twats on the train aren’t coming here also. Turns out Wimbledon ISN’T a waste of time!

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  6. That would have to go down as one of my top 5 awful journies. And for a man that’s lived on the Isle of Dogs for 10 years, that’s saying something.
    – Dave Haste

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